Episodes

Episode 1: Money, Take Run

First Production: August 1999

The day it all began! It's love at first shot when Robby Jean Marshall and Jimmy Jake McAllister, AKA Money & Run, meet as they are both trying to rob the same Big Momma Bob's Premium Liquor and Wine Emporium. Their love grows as local drunk and social misfit, OT, helps them run for their lives through an underground network of abandoned military catacombs, but Big Momma Bob has other plans for the outlaws. And if a ride in the trunk of a Lincoln Continental and a lifetime of white slavery isn't bad enough, when the mysterious lawman Jimmy Jack arrives with a score to settle and a ghostly message from Run's past, only their love for each other and their desire to express that love carnally can keep them together!

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Episode 2: Of Nuns and Ninjas

First Production: June 2000

It's high octane hi-jinks when Money & Run go head to head with some nasty mail-order ninjas and a big bunch of bad medicine to save a down on it's luck orphanage! Money's less than perfect credit rating does nothing to help her gain the confidence she needs to stand up to Sister Crystal Mighty, the Headmistress who raised her, and if Jimmy Jack has his way, Run will soon be nothing more than a 6 foot tall, one-eyed chicken with amnesia. With the help of local physician Dr. Randall Asswagon, Big Momma Bob hatches a plan of her own to destroy Sister Crystal's Home for Dispossessed Children and build Big Momma Bob's Liquor World, the Nation's first and only alcohol-themed family fun park. But will OT's sudden fascination with French cuisine be enough to save them all?

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Episode 3: Save the Last Dance for Run

First Production: August 2000

The term "Bop 'till you drop" takes on a whole new meaning when Money & Run have to enter The Big Dance Contest so they can save Run's ex-lover's Saloon from Big Momma's steamrollers. The only problem is, a tragic Norwegian Folk Dancing incident from Run's childhood has sworn him off dancing. Forever. When Big Momma Bob finds out that Jimmy Jake has, in fact, still got the music in him, she hires the mysteriously bodacious, beautiful and broken-English-speaking Miss Layla Venezuela to tango into their lives and deliver a kiss that will melt Run's heart and scramble his brain. Jimmy Jack informs Money that a second kiss from the Argentinean Aphrodite could prove fatal and the two must join forces and enter the contest to foil Big Momma's poisonous parking lot plans and save Run's life!

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A Very Special Money & Run
Winter Season Holiday Special

First Production: December 2000

What is the true Reason for the Season? Money & Run are about to find out when they check into the last room at the local Motel/Homeless Shelter/Whorehouse. When a very pregnant Josephine and her oft-confused boyfriend Meryl try to check in right behind and are sent to spend Christmas Eve in the motel garage, Money's Catholic school trained wheels start turning. Could this really be the beginning of a second go at things for the Prince of Peace? Big Momma thinks it is and slobbers at the possibility of hosting such an event in one of her Liquor and Wine Emporiums. Run just wants to spend a nice quiet Christmas at home without any Killer Robots, but when Three Mafia Wiseguys come snooping around and Dr. Asswagon shows up looking for his latest experiment in home cloning, the chase is on! If only OT could find a way to get the non-denominational Winter Season Holiday lights strung before it's too late!

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Episode 4: Go Straight, No Chaser

First Production: May 2001

Money & Run are awful good at what they do. But what do they do if they can't do what they do? A desperate plea from an old friend cause Money & Run to do the only thing they hadn't planned on. Go straight. For good. But even the straight and narrow is full of wrong turns for our legendary anti-heroes, and with OT finding life as a successful criminal attorney keeping him plenty busy, who will Money find to watch Big Momma's home shopping channel with her? But there are more dangerous dangers lurking around Money & Run's new mobile home than just missed bargains. Money & Run must battle their way through harrowing hijackers, barbarous bandits and fiendishly foul fast-food restaurant managers, not to mention the Cudrup County D.A.’s best detective, Jimmy Jack Bodeen, who would like nothing more than to see Money & Run finish out their days behind Mexican prison bars in a little Villa called Queso don Del Queso Del Rio. Outtasite!

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Money & Run Go Hawaiian
Parts 1 and 2

First Production: May 2001

A far-flung clue about Run’s long dead sister Maggie sends him, his boot-scootin’ better half, Money, Jimmy Jack, OT, Big Momma Bob and her Sons to the tropical paradise of Hawaii, where danger, suspense and over priced souvenir key chains hide in every shadow.  When a mysterious curio shop proprietor hands Money an even more mysterious Coconut Monkey for only two dollars (a mysteriously great deal), could it actually be the key to reuniting Run with his missing sibling? Or does the Great Thumbless Volcano God Oki have different plans for our intrepid heroes? Will all of Hawaii fall under the molten four fingered hand of Oki’s wrath? Will OT be handed his head on a PuPu platter by a group of Savage Hawaiian Warriors? Will Big Momma Bob finally find the “love” she so desperately needs but deep down is just too afraid to ask for? And most importantly, will Run finally loosen up for once and smoke a little weed? Man, that guy can be so uptight sometimes!

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Money & Run: The Eyepatch of the Tiger
Parts 1 and 2

First Production: June 2002

America. Land of the free. Home of the brave. And no where is America more American than Cudrup County. But when a powerful new boxing champion from a far-off distant place that isnt America at all shows up and starts telling people that he¹s a pretty good boxer, its up to Cudrup Countys best former Prizefighter and best current Town Drunk, Ortholomew Tiberius Polk Quincy Adams Jefferson III to show this Non-American Mug that Old Glory is not about to take such abuse lying down. And when that plan goes down like a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon full of buckshot, the whole county is holding on for a hero as Jimmy Jake McAllister, AKA Run, must train for the fight of his life and step into the squared circle against the most menacing menace Cudrup Country has ever seen! But will his love for his County cost him the only world he's ever known? Will it cost him the only woman he's ever loved? Will it cost him his frequent diner's card at the local Smorgasbord? Come in, sit down, find out, hang on, and God Bless America!

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A Terribly Spooky Money & Run Halloween Special

First Production: October 2002

Everyone’s favorite famously fabulous fugitives, Money & Run, find themselves in for a de-FRIGHTFUL night as their getaway car mysteriously runs out of gas in the dark and spooky woods atop eerie Mount Cudrup. When they stumble onto a super-creepy looking gothic mansion and discover a strange and sinister Halloween party raging inside, Jimmy Jake figures the only smart thing to do is to run back into the woods and hide in a stump like a little diaper-baby. But before Run can put his plan into action, their decidedly disturbed hostess offers them 10,000 bones to simply SPEND ONE NIGHT inside the freakish flophouse and Money can't resist the challenge. “Besides,” she assures Run who is desperately trying to be cool, “There just isn't any such thing as ghosts.” But when the party guests beg to differ by disappearing one by one, M&R must save the night and uncover the uncanny arcana behind Cudrup County’s most diabolically deranged digs. Actually Money figures they'd better leap into action and uncover the uncanny arcana, Run mentions the running and hiding plan again. Will Money & Run survive the night? Is Big Momma Bob somehow behind it all or was that her we just saw running for her life? Why is Jimmy Jack acting so gosh-darned weird? And my, didn’t OT do a good job with his werewolf costume? He looks just like a real werewolf! What a scream!

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Episode 5: Juke Box Momma

First Production: August 2005

Bling Bling meets Bang Bang when Big Momma finally puts her money where her mouth is, wins the Big Karoke Contest without cheating or nothing, and gets signed by a Big Los Angeles Record Producer who just happens to be stranded in Cudrup County while Jimmy Jack looks for his one million dollars in gold bullion that was mysteriously hi-jacked. Jimmy Jack is sure the heist is the work of Money & Run, but M&R aren’t so sure it was them since they’re pretty sure they didn’t steal it. But when the gold they didn’t steal turns up in their motel room, M&R realize they are up to their ipods in trouble unless they can return the gold, steal it back again, stay one step ahead of the Shady Eastern European Mafia, get BMB to her big concert, and go head to head with the recording industry and a diabolical plot to keep underprivileged Los Angeles Recording Stars from having any gold necklaces. Exciting? Fer Shizzle!

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